Poolock

A poolocker seduces their victim before handcuffing them to an immovable object and defecating on them.

If I catch you cheating again I will poolock you.

by Sharktech December 21, 2009

Poolock

The dreadlocks on a chimpanzees ass formed by continual defecation and matting of ass hair.

I went to the San Diego zoo and saw tons of Poolocks.

by rocketbungalow September 18, 2013

Jackson Poolock

When somebody closes the toilet lid and poops on top of it

Everyone kept telling me I should eat that leftover takeout. I wasn't fast enough and now I made a Jackson Poolock all over the toilet lid.

by Nintendorks et al December 14, 2023