pooh

Every group of friends has a 'pooh bear' or 'pooh' for short. He is the slightly round, funny guy that is the life of the party. Always ready to party and comes equipped with funny one liners and fun facts. They may or may not like honey, not required, but definitely likes to drink. Usually have some crazy hair or bald to accompany roundness and encourage comparisons to 'pooh bear'.

Those guys we met last night weren't that cool and our 'pooh' was definitely funnier than theirs and definitely can drink their guy under the table

by Bob Goulet December 2, 2007

pooh

To eat honey out of someone's ass.

"Girl, get out the plastic sheets, I'm gonna pooh you so damn hard tonight..."

"He wants me to pooh him, but I don't think the relationship is ready for that yet."

by Dharma Midget March 19, 2017

pooh

word commonly used when a mistake was made

ohh pooh i shot Eddy not Frank

by Candy March 26, 2004

pooh-pooh

A verb that originates from the fourth series of the BBC sitcom "Blackadder".
It's a highly serious court martial offense which means to express dislikeness towards someone.

General Melchett: "Is this true, Blackadder? Did Captain Darling pooh-pooh you?"

General Blackadder: "Well, perhaps a little."

General Melchett: "Well, then, damn it all! What more evidence do you need? The pooh-poohing alone is a court martial offense!"

by whatspopping August 11, 2019

pooh

A kind of goo that comes out of your unmentionable and into the loo; smells, too.

"Ahh, look at that ugly pooh!"

by Mysterious August 3, 2004

The Pooh

1. The best of the best.
2. When something/someone is extremely cool.
3. A synonym and less foul-mouthed way to say The Shit.

Winnie is The Pooh!

by Pooh Bear3 June 22, 2009

pooh

a word used in tha same context as damn..
wow-
gaaaaa damn

pooh! dat nigga cutt'n up

pooh, dat nigga d dropped ole boy

by d-mane April 16, 2008