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Simply put, sweet smelling farts.
Joe's really working the poofume this morning.
by MichaelKB December 09, 2005
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The lingering foul smell that follows a person who has recently evacuated their bowels. Often intensified in confined spaces e.g. on a transatlantic economy class flight.
"I say Reginald, that fellow appears to be dragging an odour around with him since visiting the toilet."

"Don't worry Edith, that's just his poo fumes."
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anything one grabs for in a guest's bathroom to cover up the lingering small after taking a surprise dump.
After dropping a deuce and not wanting to be found out, she reached for anything with a spray nozzle to act as a poofume to cover up the smell.
by tamtamcracker April 11, 2011
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the residual aroma left in a bathroom after a woman has dressed for work, sprayed herself with perfume and then realizes she has to take a shit. When she exits the bathroom the remaining odor is a blend of poop and perfume. The result is "PooFume".
Your mother just left for work, I can tell it smells like "PooFume" in the bathroom.
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