Definitions by tamtamcracker
poofume
anything one grabs for in a guest's bathroom to cover up the lingering small after taking a surprise dump.
After dropping a deuce and not wanting to be found out, she reached for anything with a spray nozzle to act as a poofume to cover up the smell.
poofume by tamtamcracker April 29, 2011
Gosselin moment
when you suddenly decide, after several episodes of your reality show have already filmed and aired, that you don't want your children to be filmed any longer. a la Jason Mesnick and his son Ty on the bachelor wedding last night.
Jason says, "...we have decided he shouldn't appear on camera anymore." "OMG, how lame. He totally had a Gosselin moment."
Gosselin moment by tamtamcracker March 9, 2010
wear your boobs
when you aren't quite sure what to wear out on a date, or out with your friends, or to your next big event...so you work what you have and wear a really low cut top or something with lots of cleavage to distract men from what you're wearing.
"OMG, Karen...what the HELL am I going to wear to the bar on Friday?"
"Screw it. It's hot out. Wear your boobs."
"Screw it. It's hot out. Wear your boobs."
wear your boobs by tamtamcracker September 25, 2009
barbow
barbow by tamtamcracker September 21, 2009
hammer jammered
I was at the bar last week and was so hammer jammered I don't even know WHAT I said to that guy. It was a guy right??
hammer jammered by tamtamcracker August 24, 2009
texspeculating
I was watching True Blood, and my girlfriend and I were texspeculating whether or not Eric the vampire has a big package or not.
texspeculating by tamtamcracker August 24, 2009
Samsonite syndrome
did you see that old cougar at the pool? She totally has Samsonite syndrome, all she needs is a handle.
Samsonite syndrome by tamtamcracker August 10, 2009