by bella0613 November 12, 2010
Originally used for dogs, this term has now been adopted by fat women in order to attempt to make their gelatinous abdominal region sound cute.
Non-Overweight person: "Do you mind putting away your disgusting stomach?"
Overweight Cow: " TeeHee, You mean my little pooch!"
Non-Overweight person: *vomits*
Overweight Cow: " TeeHee, You mean my little pooch!"
Non-Overweight person: *vomits*
by dustitall June 5, 2011
An utter mong. A person who feels the need to chip in with random, pathetic and pointless comments or noises. Of which have no real value or credibility to the conversation. Usually these comments which make you a Pooch are completely off topic and just generally force all people listening to temporarily hate the person who chipped in.
Josh: - "Luke, how much work you got left to do?"
Pooch: - "I like waffles" (Ignored)
Luke: - "Not much mate, just a couple more pages"
Pooch: - "I like bicycles" - (Again, ignored)
Josh: - "Pooch would you shut the utter FUCK up."
Pooch: - "Woof"
Josh: - "You truly are an absolute bellend aren't you?"
Pooch: - "I like waffles" (Ignored)
Luke: - "Not much mate, just a couple more pages"
Pooch: - "I like bicycles" - (Again, ignored)
Josh: - "Pooch would you shut the utter FUCK up."
Pooch: - "Woof"
Josh: - "You truly are an absolute bellend aren't you?"
by David.fear.is.a.mong. May 1, 2010
pooch: is a non-derogatory term for that pad of fat just south of a woman's navel, but north of her genitalia.
by baddozer April 19, 2009
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by Squasssh April 20, 2011
Pooch: The act of pooching can be described as being a bitch, not manning up, and being a pussy. When you pooch, you done goofed. Pooching is a normal act of being a guy. A person will pooch several times a week, but someone demonstrating championship behavior will never pooch.
Kid, you didn't get that chick's number. You pooched.
You didn't show up for happy hour. Way to pooch.
You didn't show up for happy hour. Way to pooch.
by johnny x baby February 26, 2012