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A carbohydrate based food stuff sold in foil packets that looks suspiciousy like poo.

Quaker Oat Granola Bars, Luna Bars, Power Bars, etc . . . . .
" Hey man, don't you want some soy lecithin in your diet ? "

" No thanks, bro . . . I don't eat poo bars. "
Poo Bar by Cock A Billy July 10, 2007
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Poo Baron 

One who defecates anywhere besides the toilet in the bathroom. It can be on the floor, on the toilet seat, on the top of the paper dispenser, smeared on the stall door/wall, or even in a urinal or sink.
Dude, the poo baron struck again! Look at that poo in the urinal and smeared on the toilet seat!
Poo Baron by MUPooBaron November 20, 2010

Poo Baron 

A Janitor whose job is to clean buildings which may involve cleaning toilets.
I going to make to Poo Baron's life hell when i finish shitting on this cubicle wall.
Poo Baron by Ken-T July 2, 2006

Poo bard 

When you kid breaks into the toilet when you are busy to serenade you with a ukulele.
Oh no, the poo bard is here, please give me some privacy.
Poo bard by Marv from ki February 23, 2023
(n) the fecal matter that is excreted from the anus that tends to back up a toilet or whole septic system.

Sometimes, a person may actually feel the scat snaking it's way down their intestinal track before it becomes it's final form in the toilet.

Gas may accompany this person for many hours before expelling a poobar.
Seth: I feel a poobar brewing in my system. Should have to go anytime now, with all the farts I been letting out.

Sarah: Yeah... No kidding!!!
poobar by geckopaws February 26, 2011
Cheap pot that's got all kinds of chems and plastics in it to bulk it out
Jay: Hey man just got some pot on the cheap, doesn't seem right...
Jimmy: Probably poobar man, next time score some green.
poobar by T@richards October 20, 2011