poobarb 

Poo on the end of a barb wire stick.

To 'poobarb' someone you put said stick into an oraphis of the human variety. The human will undoubtably cry ' POOOOOOOOBARB'

poobarb by Laura Yates September 16, 2007

poobar

(n) the fecal matter that is excreted from the anus that tends to back up a toilet or whole septic system.

Sometimes, a person may actually feel the scat snaking it's way down their intestinal track before it becomes it's final form in the toilet.

Gas may accompany this person for many hours before expelling a poobar.

Seth: I feel a poobar brewing in my system. Should have to go anytime now, with all the farts I been letting out.

Sarah: Yeah... No kidding!!!

poobar by geckopaws February 26, 2011

poobar

Cheap pot that's got all kinds of chems and plastics in it to bulk it out

Jay: Hey man just got some pot on the cheap, doesn't seem right...
Jimmy: Probably poobar man, next time score some green.

poobar by T@richards October 20, 2011

poobar

energy bars (i.e. powerbars, et al) which have the appearance of a turd.

'That poobar sure looks mighty delicious!'

poobar by TwizeeK January 23, 2004

poobar

The bar of soap that is reserved exclusively for your anus.

"Dude, you smell like ass. I hope you used the Ivory and not the Safeguard, thats the poobar."

poobar by tontothetablist April 27, 2006

poobabies 

The offspring that result from a couple having anal sex to avoid pregnancy.

We were doin' it in the butt so she wouldn't get pregnant, but I still ended up paying child support for her poobabies.

poobabies by Nikolai Nikolayovich July 2, 2006

poobar

A colloquial description for hashish, referring to the appearance.

Can you get me an eigth of poobar please.

poobar by L-Tron May 28, 2008