verb, the act of swiftly or stealthily, by any means, stealing the shit from the sphincter. Either catching in mid air drop, or by forcefully extracting the protruding stool.
i just pulled some spaghetti from my nose, it felt like that time i used the public toilet in town and got poo grabbed.
those toilets at the park are notorious for poo grabbers.
i got poo grabbed the other day, the guy was using it like a hot brown crayon.
he wrote "poo grabbed" on the wall of the cubical.
My girl was giving me a lumpkin the other day, she evolved it into a poo grab quite stealthily