pontiac

1: A popular muscle car.

Also stands for: Poor Old Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac

1: Hey, you seen that G5 roll up the other day? Balla status mayne!

2: Man, that fool drives a 59' Star Chief, Lawd knows what's under the hood, and his engine sounds like a field of cows with stomach cancer, but he treats it like a fucking Escalade. Poor Old Nigga Thinks It's A Cadillac.

(PONTIAC)

by Poopdeck222 March 28, 2007

pontiac

pontiac - short for: po nigga thought it a Cadillac.
except for the GTO, a pontiac is just a low class cadillac

except for the GTO, a pontiac is just a low class cadillac

by bigdaddymatty September 12, 2006

pontiac

Always an innovator, they've been known to produce a few classics in their day, but all they build is shit these days. The '62 Tempest with the Cross-Fire manifold and a pair of singles was a pretty hot performer in it's class...Oh! That's right...there was nothing else in it's class!

bubba: Man, dat '62 Tempest is pretty peppy!
HTRN: Yeah, it's too bad about that piece o' shit ass-end-mounted tranny, tho.

by daDebil April 24, 2004

pontiac

Poor ol' nigga thinks it's a camaro

That man thinks he got shit but all he's got is a Pontiac.

by noname January 26, 2004

Pontiac Syndrome

An aversion to using vehicle headlights suffered by drivers of General Motors cars.

Sufferers believe that headlights are "uncool" and will activate only the parking lights until stopped by the police.

Why does that car have only its parking lights on at 3 a.m.?

He's got Pontiac Syndrome.

by chingaleta December 31, 2009

Camp Pontiac

$14k a year sleepaway camp for JAPPY girls from NY. Girls at this camp can be seen wearing golden goose (ggdb) hard tails, sugar lips, the camp spot apparel, aviator nation, free city, Cartier and van cleef. You'll only fit in if you're JAPPY and have been there for years. Boys on the other hand only play lacrosse and hockey and have massive egos. Kids at camp hookup every night with the opposite gender by sneaking out.

Oh she is really jappy, she must go to Camp Pontiac

by BLOBFISH12348 February 10, 2021

Pontiac 6000

a baller-mobile that can destroy even the toughest mailboxes with its bad ass front bumper

The 6-twizy cost $35 and i signed the title Bott Van beland and it is now resting at CTR

by Bain ladin March 26, 2005