Ponking
Ponking by ilybiageslyb October 26, 2019
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Ponking
The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars.
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Ponking
(Verb)
1) To lurk, esp. through twitter profiles that contain a large amount of simping.
2) To expose said content indirectly through cryptic posts.
3) To be vibing amongst a large number of minecraft chickens.
1) To lurk, esp. through twitter profiles that contain a large amount of simping.
2) To expose said content indirectly through cryptic posts.
3) To be vibing amongst a large number of minecraft chickens.
Ex 1.
Feral wolf 1: He's really quiet now.
Feral wolf 2: He must be ponking.
Ex.2
Feral Wolf 3: I wonder how much he has seen, I saw him ponking on the tl earlier.
Feral Wolf 1: I'm not sure, but I'm a bit paranoid.
Ex. 3
Feral Wolf 1: What's he up to?
Feral Wolf 2&3: He's just ponking at the farm.
Feral wolf 1: He's really quiet now.
Feral wolf 2: He must be ponking.
Ex.2
Feral Wolf 3: I wonder how much he has seen, I saw him ponking on the tl earlier.
Feral Wolf 1: I'm not sure, but I'm a bit paranoid.
Ex. 3
Feral Wolf 1: What's he up to?
Feral Wolf 2&3: He's just ponking at the farm.
Ponking by simp 4 sap May 15, 2020
King of Wishful Pinking
A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.
Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.
Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.
Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.
King of Wishful Pinking by TastesLikeLemons57 December 2, 2013
ponning
ponning by nauGhtyguy710 January 20, 2014