The art of trying to have sex with your step sister
Yo my g I just ponked my sister
Ponking is great Ponking is fun Ponking is for everyone
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The inappropriate fondling of a younger person, male or female. Female ponkers usually become cougars.
Sarah is ponking James in the bathroom again.
by sean75 April 18, 2009
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A popular term used in Miami to describe or specify a gay male.
“All the ponks was out last night for pride”
“That ponk was doing too much
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The combination between the words "pony" and "pink" (refers to the My Little Pony character, Pinkie Pie)
"The Ponk has really made me smile and brightened my day!"
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Coined by, or at least first recorded in, the works of British author P. G. Wodehouse ca 1923, ponk is an intransitive verb meaning, basically, that something sucks or is really, really crappy.

Wodehouse began using the word in the 1920s when Jazz Age slang was all the rage in England. It is spoken in Series 1, Episode 4 of the BBC comedy, "Blandings," adapted from Wodehouse's "Blandings Castle" book series, 1915-1975.
George, a lad: "Jeepers. Who is this blister?"
Baxter: "I am your tutor, young man.
George: "Tutor? In the summer holidays? Crikey, that ponks."
Connie, George's aunt: "Clarence, have you no authority over this child?"
Clarence, George's uncle: "Well, it does ponk."
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A Jewish/Brooklyn/New York slang for Marijuana and the illegal usage of this substance.
im gonna grind up the ponk...pass the binger mush!
by Ninety Eight 98 August 30, 2010
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Beter bekend as 'n Poes Zonk. Dit is wanneer 2 hande teen mekaar gedruk word en dan word die voorkant by 'n dame se vagina ingeslaan as 'n grap as sy nie kyk nie. Almal lag altyd lekker. Handskoene word aanbeveel as sy 'n mini aan het.
Kyk hoe buk Gretel by Cindy se tafel, ek gaan haar gou gaan ponk
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