Ponders

To recognize them and make eye contact why the other person ain't looking.

My best friend ponders about the job.

by Shalondafielder26 April 19, 2021

pondering

To think about (something) carefully, especially before making a decision or reaching a conclusion.

"I'm pondering about what clothes to wear for the occasion"

by Ponder land. December 2, 2013

ponderize

A portmanteau of the words pound and tenderize, meaning to pound vigorously while also tenderizing the area being pounded.

A proper ponderization involves 80% pounding and 20% tenderizing.

He ponderized the maid in the hay mow with the intensity of a man who's wife could return home at any minute yet with the care due her innocence and age.

by Joseph 'sMyth October 7, 2015

ponderances

Ponderous thoughts to be ponderously pondered. Basically, if there is an adverb, adjective, and verb of ponder, then it stands to reason that there ought to be a noun as well.

Kevin often played the guitar to keep his mind from unpleasent ponderances.

by Kevin Gerrit Roelofs April 19, 2004

pondered

Thought about

She pondered the fact.

by giggirl2005 April 10, 2017

ponderize

The act of pulverizing a vagina while in a pond.

My girlfriend and I ponderized so hard last night.

by deathbringer14 October 8, 2015

ponderance

adj/ state of being in which one ponders, as a result of confusion or otherwise befuddlement, for prolonged periods of time.

Those Brits laugh at our American ponderance about their magical kingdom of Middle Earth.

by Definitelynotshakespeare August 11, 2012