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Port and polish 

The act of a man or woman attending a spa/salon to have their nails done and asshole bleached
Connor - Hey bud see you at Two Goats for darts later?

Pat - Yeah might run late though, getting a port and polish after work.

Connor - Nice bro.
Port and polish by Patscorch June 30, 2016

Polishpotatoes

A sick-ass Youtuber that's afraid of nothing other than being too shredded. He likes polish potatoes and polish people and gets all the bitches. His aoh 2 videos are the best that exist, if you're not subscribed to him what are you doing with your life?
Polishpotatoes is a youtuber.
Polishpotatoes by Panos 347 June 21, 2022

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016