Polish Change

A change that was not based on any rational thought.

A change simply for the sake of change, often for the worse.

"If Brad Pitt were to leave Angelina Jolie for Amy Whinehouse, he'd have to be committed to an insane asylum." No, that is beyond crazy. That is a polish change.

Hugh Hefner turning the playboy mansion into a goat farm is a polish change.

Polish Change by PolesCan'tFly September 15, 2010

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Polish oil change

When a woman shits on the floor in front of you while you crank one out simultaneously while also taking a shit in the toilet.

I asked that bitch for a blumpkin but all I got was a polish oil change instead.

Polish oil change by Drink daddy cumalot July 27, 2025

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The Polish Chance

To momentarily play below one's skill level (allowing the opposition a chance to catch up) before mercilessly delivering the crushing defeat.

Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance by allowing him to score a few goals.

Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance with the girl he is talking to, but will emerge from the night as the victor.

The Polish Chance by TheRosterHasLanded November 12, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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