The rare and deserved destruction of a police car and man by the drunk driver whose freedom he attempted to squelch.
"Hey what's up man?"
"Oh not much, just reading this newspaper, some total police brewtality."
"Oh really? Read it to me, I think you have a great newscasting voice and persona!"
"Orlando, FL (AP)-- A man driving south on the interstate just outside of Orlando International Airport crashed into a police car in oncoming traffic. It was discovered his blood alcohol level was just over .350, a perfectly safe driving BAC."
"Oh not much, just reading this newspaper, some total police brewtality."
"Oh really? Read it to me, I think you have a great newscasting voice and persona!"
"Orlando, FL (AP)-- A man driving south on the interstate just outside of Orlando International Airport crashed into a police car in oncoming traffic. It was discovered his blood alcohol level was just over .350, a perfectly safe driving BAC."
by Ralph "Scone" Albertson April 3, 2007