A country in central europe (not eastern like someone said). Surrounded by Germany to the west, the Czech republik and Slovakia to the South, Belarus, Ukraine, Lithuania, and Russia to the East. An ancient country founded in the middle 10th century by the Piast dynasty. Was one the the richest and biggest countries in europe after it merged with Lithuania, had the first ministry of education (ministy isn't the word I'm looking for), some of the first universities in europe, the second constitution (after the U.S), the first somewhat democratic system, great cavalry troops, but got partitioned due to interna conflics. Regaines it's independence in 1918, only to be invaded by Germany and Russia soon after (Poland actually propesed to attack Germany with France, but France backed out). After that it was made into a soviet satelite, until it rebelled and was made into a democratic republic. The communist hurt the economy making Poland significantly poorer than western europe, but improved education and other things. In the 1990s Poland improved it's economy, and prepared to joined the European Union. Poland joined the E.U in 2004. The current president is a former commie, and not that great. Poland is a very beatiful country, and I'm not just saying that, I'm from Poland and I've traveled to other countries. Beautiful cities- Krakow, Zakopane, Gdansk, Sopot, Kolobrzeg, etc. I am from Chorzow, which is pretty nice and has a huge park. The girls are pretty hot, and there aren't as many fat people as there are in America. Having lived there and in the United States, I can say that I would rather live in Poland. And one more thing- Polish people aren't stupid. Schools are much harder in Poland, and we generally think of Americans as stupid. Here are some random facts- there aren't a lot of black people in Poland, there are a lot of trams, cars are cheap, gas is not, education is free.
1. I am Poland, I am Polish.
2. I'm traveling to Poland this year.
3. I wish I was as cool as that Polish kid.
4. Canada is almost as cool as Poland.
2. I'm traveling to Poland this year.
3. I wish I was as cool as that Polish kid.
4. Canada is almost as cool as Poland.
by P0lishPimp August 27, 2005
I've got a polish background so you fuckers who bag Poland are in for it.
Poland are is fantastic country who has been through a lot of crap. Not only did they go through WW2, but now they get heaps of crap from Americans. Poland may not be as urbanised as USA, but I would much rather live in a country where you have everything right outside your front door (markets, shops..etc) rather than a country where freakin' 5 year olds are allowed to have guns!
Just because they dont speak english, doesnt mean they should be treated this way. If you havent noticed, the majority of Europe doesnt speak english, fuckwits!
Also, dont bag Polaky about being 'pole dancers' and what not. All Polaky are hot as. Our women are beautiful, and our men are fucken spunks. They take a lot of pride in their beauty, and nearly everyone there is slim and good looking. You cant America. You guys have the fattest people in the world. So fat, that some people cant even be bothered walking anymore, so they buy electric wheel chairs, which should go out to old people who cant use their legs.
Poland are is fantastic country who has been through a lot of crap. Not only did they go through WW2, but now they get heaps of crap from Americans. Poland may not be as urbanised as USA, but I would much rather live in a country where you have everything right outside your front door (markets, shops..etc) rather than a country where freakin' 5 year olds are allowed to have guns!
Just because they dont speak english, doesnt mean they should be treated this way. If you havent noticed, the majority of Europe doesnt speak english, fuckwits!
Also, dont bag Polaky about being 'pole dancers' and what not. All Polaky are hot as. Our women are beautiful, and our men are fucken spunks. They take a lot of pride in their beauty, and nearly everyone there is slim and good looking. You cant America. You guys have the fattest people in the world. So fat, that some people cant even be bothered walking anymore, so they buy electric wheel chairs, which should go out to old people who cant use their legs.
by gina hamiltom October 26, 2006
by MEE =] January 27, 2008
by Mikiko March 11, 2022
A Central European country that has suffered immensely through the centuries because of being coveted by larger neighbors. The reputation of Poles being stupid came from them being willing to fight for their country and their freedom when they had no chance in hell of winning. Poland, contrary to popular belief, is a very cultured country that has produced many great scientists, authors, artists, writers, film directors, etc. Poland is now in the European Union. The most negative thing about Poland, however, is the lingering tradition of antisemitism that has survived even though Poland has almost no Jews. This is ironic because Poland before the Russians came in was not as anti-semitic as other European countries ; the Russians introduced the virus of antisemitism into Poland and unfortunately it remained. It probably thrived because of Poles' pride in their Catholicism (even under Communist rule the church remained strong) causing them to look suspiciously upon non-Catholics. Nevertheless Poland has made many great contributions to the world, and perhaps the greatest was the Polish Resistance fighting the Nazis when they had no hope of prevailing against Hitler's war machine. Millions of Poles died in the Nazi concentration camps built on Polish soil. Lech Walesa's Solidarity movement, with the backing of the Polish Pope John Paul II, helped bring down Communism ; Poland was the first communist country to return to democratic rule.
by Rattus cattus September 15, 2006
by Glizzygobbler3000 September 16, 2020
There is a Devil, who travels around the world with his magic pail...
He arrives to England, and says to Englishmens
Devil: I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got }:>
English answers: So, take what you wont. We've got so much that we won't even notice.
Then He comes to Germany, and says to Germans
Devil: I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got }:>
So Germans answers: Take what you wont. We'll make even more in a few days.
So Devil goes to Russia...
Devil: I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got }:>
Russians: You can't take anything, becouse we've got nothing to be taken.
At last, Davil arrives to Poland and says:
I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got...
Oh no :( Where is my pail??
He arrives to England, and says to Englishmens
Devil: I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got }:>
English answers: So, take what you wont. We've got so much that we won't even notice.
Then He comes to Germany, and says to Germans
Devil: I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got }:>
So Germans answers: Take what you wont. We'll make even more in a few days.
So Devil goes to Russia...
Devil: I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got }:>
Russians: You can't take anything, becouse we've got nothing to be taken.
At last, Davil arrives to Poland and says:
I've got my magic pail. I'll take everything you've got...
Oh no :( Where is my pail??
by Sebo.PL January 28, 2005