Waiter: "Can I take your order?"

Customer: "What are the specials?"

Waiter: "Well, there's the hot poid, with a side of lightly toasted cack."

Customer: "That sounds delightful - I'll take it!"

Poid by Seannifer Gray December 14, 2003

Related Words

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poid

a stupid combination of foid (or moid) and pony
mlp adjacent

poid poid go away!
spike my cortisol another day!

poid by leepviison March 3, 2026

Poid

Poid, meaning Poop Android, is commonly used by the Incon (Involuntary Constipation) community in response to feces refusing to come out during a bowel movement. The Incon often blame the feces for refusing to come out, and not their lack of fibre intake.

Incon: "Ugh, I hate Poids. I swear they're programmed to not come out when I'm pushing."

Regular Person: "Maybe you should up your fibre intake?"

Incon: "No what the fuck, it's completely the dirty Poid's fault not mine!"

Poid by StarWingedWolf August 17, 2026

POIDH

'Pics Or It Didn't Happen'

1. A phrase first originating on discussion forum theroot42.org, posted as a "nice way of saying bullshit".

2. Alternatively posted in a jokingly nosy sense, asking another person to reveal more than they should.

1. I am a sexy beast!
....POIDH!

2. Damn, my wedding night was awesome!
....POIDH!

POIDH by poidh January 4, 2007

poidler

noun. One who lurks like a creeper.

"Did you see that poidler, Eric, behind the tree?"

poidler by OneWhoPoidles February 12, 2010

poida

Poida is the Aussie Slang for Peter.

They call him poida, thats his nick name, Peter is his real name

poida by Poida ZuMnIgA! October 9, 2003

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026