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Pocket Hoe 

A female or male that is not considered relationship material, but used for benefits when all else fails. They are usually used randomly and spur of the moment, which is where the idea of them coming from the pocket comes in instead of them being a prime contact.
John had nothing else to do tonight since all his friends left town, so instead of being lonely, he called one of his pocket hoes.
Pocket Hoe by Nerd Man Jr June 6, 2011
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Pocket Hoe 

A hoe that can be used on the go sold at local grocery stores for 50 cents. pocket hoes can be used in public and are portable because the convenience of the fact that they fit in your pocket. One person may buy 3 just to get the job done.
Are you going out tonight man? Nahh i gotta stay home, i got my pocket hoes..
Pocket Hoe by Quame Brown May 23, 2011

pocketholder 

A pocketholder is someone's bitch, usually in prison.
You were a pocketholder in jail, weren't you?
pocketholder by DYLAN #1 ICON January 1, 2005

Pockethound 

Penis in the pants.
Chris- She wants a guy with a dog.
Paul- She will like your pockethound.
Pockethound by psnack May 13, 2013

Pockethoe 

Your last resort, but not a sidechick. This girl is just there so you dont have to be alone when you are feeling some type of way, The girl that always says yes.
my pockethoe is coming over tonight because nooneelseresponded to my text.
Pockethoe by Ant thompson March 17, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026