Po-Po Parade 

When you don't see any traffic coming towards you for awhile because there's a cop leading the pack that everyone's afraid to pass.

It's weird when you see a lot of traffic, then a large space because there's a po-po parade coming the other way.

Po-Po Parade by Simple_Man September 8, 2009

P.O.S. Parade 

Also known as a Piece of SHIT Parade!

A P.OS. Parade is when you are trying to leave a specific location: your driveway, parking lot, workplace, etc. But a long ass line of cars coming from both directions refuses to let you go. In a parade like fashion, but If you try and signal they either ignore you or flip you off. This usually leads to the drivers behind you thinking you are purposely holding up traffic and will honk at you, becoming hostile.

This is usually seen in areas where drivers "know a shortcut", usually in straight through neighborhoods or roadways with lots of congestion. Can and will cause aggravation amongst drivers just trying to get from point A to point B. Commonly found on the East Coast!

Dude, where are you??? Caitlyn's birthday party started 20 mins ago!

Sorry, I've been trying to leave the Walmart parking lot for the past 45 mins in a P.O.S. Parade!! Nobody is letting me go! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!

P.O.S. Parade by tigglywigglesdahomie September 5, 2025