Commonly mistaken for the similar, but not as cool word, Plyometrics.
A type of exercise using explosive movements to develop muscular power, ie. mario jumps, butt kicks, cowboys, grapevines.
The art of Plyrometrics requires years of mastery. This can only be accomplished my studying under the ultimate plyrometric baller, Firehair.
"Jasper used to be the weakling on his ultimate frisbee team, until one day his GENIUS captain introduced him to the art of Plyrometrics; he is now the coolest and most agile player on the team." Thank you Plyrometrics.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!