Plump-Dick 

When a gentleman's phallus undergoes excessive stimulation causing the penis to become enlarged and swollen. To the degree where it appears to take on a red to purple pigmentation. Other symptoms include extreme sensitivity, additional girth, and the sensation of incumbrance in one's breeches.

Known causes: Hyper virility, vasodilators, and grooved Cerebrums

An absolute stallion of a man often described as an alpha or sigma male has been enlightened with such intelligence that he has been bestowed Plump-Dick.

Plump-Dick by JackJ723 January 21, 2022

Dick Pump 

The female equivalent for "douche bag."

Gaining it's title from another senseless and rarely sought after object for the genitals, the female finally has its own counterpart to the "masculine" Douchebag.

See also; Soggy Sock

Only when she gets out of her Mustang convertible and lifts her oversized sunglasses away from her face, can you really tell that that ed hardy shirt really brings out the color in that dick pumps eyes.

Dick Pump by voris October 12, 2011

Dick pump 

What you call a pet horse

Alex pets horse named dick pump
Shouts pump it

Dick pump by İlovethebarman October 19, 2019

Plum Re-dick

Western adjective for incredibly recidulous. Can describe an action or a thing. Can also be used to form such words as "plum re-dickasaurus rex". Another term defining intense ridiculousness.

James is plum re-dick. Did you see him eat that poop?

That double-wide trailer is plum re-dickasaurus rex.

Plum Re-dick by themohron September 30, 2005

pump my own dick 

Another version of toot my own horn.
To boast or brag about oneself.

I'm not trying to pump my own dick here but caught 3 touchdowns last week.

pump my own dick by TrumplovesPutin May 10, 2017