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Used to replace "planning" or "scheming"
-an act of formulating a program for a definite course of action.
-invent,or come up with (an idea, plan, explanation, theory, or principle) after a mental effort
-the act or process of drawing up plans or layouts for some project or enterprise.
-the cognitive process of thinking about what you will do in the event of something happening.
"I know that fool's plottin on me... to get me back for what I did to his boy."
plottin by KikBxr May 13, 2006

Porta Potties 

1. A row of blue portable toilets.

2. Expensive escorts bought by rich Arab and European men to go on "yacht parties" for $30,000+ a piece. In reality these women are brought onto these boats to get shit and pissed on, hence the name Porta Potties.

Its easy to identify one of these women by the pictures they post on Facebook. If a friend of the female kind is always posting pictures of shopping sprees in Dubai and has a folder with nothing but pictures of her and friends on a yacht drinking champagne in any UAE or St. Tropez area she is a Porta Potty.

Fun Fact!: Some well known Porta Potties work at the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas.
Jane: "Did you see Tiffany's new watch/car/handbag/shoes? She just came back from a trip to Abu Dhabi and looks great!"

JoAnna: "I'm so jealous. How does she even afford those things? I've never seen her work a day in her life."

John: "She's one of those Porta Potties. Guys shit on her face."
Porta Potties by A Porta Potty June 15, 2012
To play another human like a bottle, producing a pleasant resonant whistling sound. Has been successfully executed by mouth but other orifices could potentially work.
May or may not be sexual.
"Hey, was that a plottle session I heard coming from your room last night mate?"
"Yeah.. Gladys has started to request it as part of our foreplay.. bit weird but whatever.."
"Dude, you were sounding sweet.. you should go on Britain's Got Talent!"
Plottle by Clo'aki July 15, 2019

Plotting 

a secret plan or scheme to accomplish some purpose, especially a hostile, unlawful, or evil purpose:
Aye man I think they plotting on me”
Plotting by DroSims October 17, 2019
What part of "hoc est enim corpus meum" does that prottie not understand?
prottie by jwd77 April 18, 2017
A word designating female genitalia, used in French Canadian slang.
"Je sens les odeurs néfastes, alors je devrais probablement laver ma plotte."
plotte by Joel April 13, 2005