Plotcrastinating

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When you create excuses so you don't have to carry out your evil plots.

"Has Jerry taken over the world yet?"
"No. He says his evil throne is just TOO comfy."
"Man, Jerry is just Plotcrastinating."

Plotcrastinating by UnlicensedNinja January 11, 2014

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Like mate stop procrastinating

The most perfect line ever said by Chan from stray kids

Stay 1: have you finished the assignment yet?
Stay 2: nahhh, I’ll do that tomorrow..
Stay 1: omg.. like mate stop procrastinating!

Like mate stop procrastinating by Chikkinnugges December 12, 2020

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procrastinating

what you're doing right now. get the fuck off and finish your work.

seriously why are you even reading this? you're wasting time. go do some work. now. no more procrastinating.

procrastinating by southafricansomeone May 18, 2010

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Procrastinating

You bothered to turn to the next page for this? C'mon, you know the meaning already now go revise/do your hw/clean your shit.

I personally am supposed to be revising, but no. Started writing up yet another definition to procrastinating. Yes, I am procrastinating.

Procrastinating by master-procrastinator June 22, 2012

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Procrastinating

What you're probably doing right now instead of cleaning your room, doing homework, or getting ready for the first day of school.

What I am doing right now.

Le'ts get off of our lazy butts and get things DONE.

"Clean your room!"
"blehhhh.... no. I'm tired."
"No you're not, you're just procrastinating."

Yeahh.. That was really bad. I'm lamee/:

Procrastinating by aPseudonymer.. August 13, 2011

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Procrastinating

Definition, you right now. Chances are you searched this in irony so that way you wouldn't have to do that essay due in tomorrow, or to stop you from cleaning your room.
There is also productive procrastination, which is when you do your errands to stop you from doing what you're ACTUALLY meant to be doing.

You: Lets see, what can I do instead of working for the next five minutes? I know, I'll search procrastinating on Urban Dictionary.
Me: Should I do my revision for my AS exams? ... Nah best define Procrastinating on Urban Dictionary.

Procrastinating by Mechgeek June 8, 2011

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Procrastinating

What you're doing right now.

Hmm, I don't want to do this project, so I'll look up procrastinating on urbandictionary!

Procrastinating by still_procrastinating May 1, 2010

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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