plinker 

Another word for remote control; a device used to change channel on a television. Can also perform functions such as adjust volume and brightness on television set.

Katie: Can we turn up the volume?
Harriet: Sure, just wang me the plinker babe.

plinker by Markisalwayswrong December 21, 2009

Plinker 

A racist slur for Plinks

Look at that G*d*mn Plinker!

Plinker by The Fitness Gram™ Pacer Test January 10, 2022

Plinker 

Mystery meat, partly made from human penis

Hey, do you want to eat some plinker?

Plinker by Plink-182 May 31, 2022

Plinker dinker 

A phrase used to describe the female sexual organ, more specifically, the clitoris.

Also a verb: to plink, the act of plinking ones plinker

she was plinking her plinker dinker all night long!

Plinker dinker by Popnlockdown March 10, 2021

Plinker plonker 

somebody who causes but complete annoyance but still has a use

look at banasic, he's such a plinker plonker

Plinker plonker by biggestbafoonbingus69 June 4, 2023

Palinkered 

Drinking so much Hungarian palinka that it causes leg paralysis

I could barely walk last night, I was palinkered

Palinkered by ALCT March 1, 2015

Harry S. Plinkett 

A psychotic, alcoholic, syphilitic serial killer who reviews classical movie franchises as a testimony to their total and utter destruction by a corporate-board controlled exhumation leading to the obliteration of everything that was once good. (e.g. Star Wars, Star Trek, Indiana Jones,...)

Mr. Plinkett's sardonic reviews can be considered the catalyst of entitled internet armchair criticism and the re-discovery of Totino's Pizza-Rolls.

Harry S. Plinkett's The Force Awakens Review was the most disappointing thing since my son.

Harry S. Plinkett by wt137 March 5, 2020