Pleatisis

A fold of definite, even width made by doubling cloth or the like upon itself and pressing or stitching it in place. Also known as pleats. These types of pants went out-of-style in early 1952.

Did you see the pleatisis that Brett was wearing today?

Pleatisis by jchilla April 22, 2011

Pleatosis 

Pleatosis is a metabolic state characterised by raised levels of pleatone bodies in a patient, which is typical in conditions such as diapleates and chronic noosing syndrome.

Pleatones are the product of broken down brain cells, which the body metabolises as energy.

Howard was exhausted after work so he put Netflix on for 9 hours straight, and his body entered pleatosis.

His mouth hung wide open while his brain cells were metabolised for energy.

Pleatosis by Count Noosula March 26, 2020

pleatis

asking someone to suck your penis.
stands for: please suck my penis.

Pleatis?

BROOKE, ALICIA, and KRISTA,
pleatis?

pleatis by Pleatis???? February 9, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012