play the banjo with  

To play the banjo with someone; to try to make friends with someone who isn't going to be friends or who keeps dodgy company, typically rough, bigoted or violent. From the banjo duet in John Boorman's "Deliverance".

Although they had been making funny noises at me across the square, I just had to play the banjo with those guys. I regretted it within the week.

play the banjo with by Fearman August 7, 2007

play the willy banjo 

A form of masturbation popular in the deep south of the USA, parts of Australia, Yorkshire and Shaw (see gorby).

Boy, you sure look like a hog, I wonder if you squeal like one. Sooooo-weeeee. Now play mah willy banjo.

play the willy banjo by The Strut October 12, 2004

Play the hairy banjo

Basically having a wank, jerk, or male masturbation.

Your erect penis represents the banjo "shaft" and the hairs represent the strings. Your ball-bag/nuts/scrotum representing the resonant body of the banjo.

Play away and try not to get too carried away or else you might.... Ooops.... Sorry... I've just cum.

To quote the words of a famous song:

"Bum-titty-titty, bum-titty-titty, play the hairy banjo !"

Play the hairy banjo by Losso of the shire August 23, 2011

Play the (Irish) Banjo 

To dig a hole with a shovel.

((Irish)Banjo is an old slang term for a shovel.

Back in the old days People did not have heavy digging equipment they have today, so they played the Irish Banjo

Play the (Irish) Banjo by Light Joker March 12, 2004

play the one string banjo

To use the midddle finger to strum the clit hood

I could sure stand to play the one string banjo tonight

play the one string banjo by dirtymindforyou February 25, 2006