by Rainbow Sign March 28, 2011
To be hit so hard the end result is landing on your ass, usually accompanied by some sort of injury or at the very lest momentaraly being disoriented. Usually accompanied by manic laughter by sadistic onlookers.
"The running back was running full tilt when the linebacker came out of no where and freakin plastered the guy so hard his helmet came off!"
by Hussar November 1, 2006
The end result of prolonged bouts of male masturbation and ejaculation into a tube sock used as a gak towel.
The sock becomes stiff and rigid like a plaster cast. And as they say, it can stand up all by itself.
Usually found under the beds of teen males by their unsuspecting mothers.
The sock becomes stiff and rigid like a plaster cast. And as they say, it can stand up all by itself.
Usually found under the beds of teen males by their unsuspecting mothers.
by Eaton Holgoode August 4, 2016
by will_scarlet September 16, 2003
Soaking a tampon in vodka or other hard alcohol and inserting into your pussy in order to get plastered, aka drunk. Perfect for high school dances or when being breathalyzed.
by camitee May 7, 2011
someone who is definitely drunk and/or completely under the influence of one or more drugs beyond the point of comprehension, rationality and all response. They have already met their limit and know they have met their limit but will not stop. They are definitely puking everywhere and are behaving abnormally, influenced by whatever's in their body. They must not let their heart rate get low or they’re at risk of their body shutting down completely.
The other day my friend got so plaster fucked with multiple drugs that he was at the verge of shutting down completely and dying.
by XxbrainfuckxX August 28, 2019
by Awesomeness_xx December 20, 2014