by spongebobshoesmad June 8, 2019
by spongebobshoesmad June 8, 2019
"Wow, that was a terrible decision."
"Yeah, she's pussy plastered. She's not thinking logically right now."
"Yeah, she's pussy plastered. She's not thinking logically right now."
by swagoozach September 7, 2019
Word used to describe someone called Ollie the dickhead who sticks to you like a dirty plaster. Really gross, really irritating, quite itchy, and hard to get off. But you must! They are very dangerous to your well-being. Get those plasters off!
by KTTIIEE September 8, 2022
by Alabaster Plastered April 13, 2010
The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.
"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."
by FlapjackTitties December 3, 2015
by Goaby goabz September 25, 2020