Plarp 

The act of upsetting someone, as seen in the popular Paul Blart posters "Don't Plarp his Bees!"
To become Plarped is to enter a state of distress, with levels of plarpage ranging from 0 (fine) to 10 (an intense buzz). Some usage: To plarp, to be plarping, to have been plarped, to engage in holy plarpage.

"My brother deleted my pokemon savefile. I had spent my entire LIFE on that! So plarped right now. FML."

Plarp by Squarticus Maximus December 29, 2015

Plarp 

A "plarp" is the noise that occurs when a person with a fat, saggy booty plops themself into a chair and farts.

Laqueefa's plarp made the people in the surrounding seats leave the area.

Plarp by Lil' JuJu June 16, 2011

Plarp 

The sound made as feces is released into a pool of liquids

Man i dropped a load and it plarped at the bottom splashing water on my anal hole.

Plarp by Uncle Malow March 18, 2003

Plarp 

sound made when you slop on a big ol peice of ass (shit)

Man I will plarp yo ass

Plarp by foofypoof91 March 18, 2003

plare

A satirical, but befitting term commonly used in the osu! game community towards (mostly but not limited to) new players who ask dumb and vague questions about ways to get better at the game.

It's a contraction of the phrase "play more," asking players to just play more and discover the game and hence, improving at the game.

Most commonly used against questions like "How do I get better at the game??? any tips???" and "I can't play better what do I do?????"

So how do you get better at osu?

plare.

New player : "BRUUH I CANT GET BETTER AT THE GAME?!?! I've even been using the Rafis and tonehh osu skin too but no use! Someone PLEASE give me tips to improve and get more acc and pp??"

Literally everyone else: "plare, dude."

plare by Gummeh January 23, 2021

Plap 

The sound of intense anal sex. It's the noise that the anus makes when the penis is smacked flush against it, in deep, fast, and hard penetration.

James: Want to get some drinks baby? And maybe later I can plap that ass for you.

Emma: I don't want drinks? Just give me anal orgasms and make me your bitch like usual! :P

Plap by HeathenWolf October 4, 2023

plamp

plamp (n.) (combination of the words, "plant" and "lamp") (adj. plampy) (adv. Plamply/plampily) (v. plamping, to plamp) (sentence {v}: plamp it up!)

PLAMP:

1) a meme word referring to the vibes of a DJ livestream ascertaining to the presence of PLants + lava lAMPs, a noticeable recurring theme for online DJ sets.

2) The general vibes of watching a livestream from quarantine, often while partying at home, stemming from the recurring presence of plants & lamps on DJ livestreams.

Often used in a standalone fashion in a chatroom or comment but usually accompanied by emojis, exclamation marks & substituted for other words in phrases, lyrics or sentences.

Note that neither plants nor lamps need to necessarily be both present nor at all for the general vibes of plamping to be felt. Pants are discouraged and are often cited as being a part of the plamping vibes and definition although not mandatory or necessary for plamping to commence.

Origins:
Plamp was 1st coined on Truthmusic's Twitch channel on Saturday during the 1st livestream weekend of quarantine 2020 on the radio show Dark, Deep & Dangerous.

TOKiMONSTA had big plamp vibes during her lit livestream DJ set on Digital Mirage.

plamp by CX7_ChrisOC April 17, 2020