1. A male or female that does not have sexual ambitions. 2. The person standing at the corner of a bar not socializing. 3. Asexual
That fool over dar doesn't hit on da bitchez, he hasn't had a piece in years. He's a plant.
by no dozin August 29, 2010
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An indigenous, hardworking people that originate from the tundra-area in very very VERY upstate NY. Borderline Canada. They populate a house nearby a res, and are sometimes referred to as "white people from land across water." can be found at the local high school, coaching/working in the library/substitute teaching. the females are very much like bulldogs; they are loyal until you turn on them, whence they will strike. the men are jerks; they play and coach hockey and are obsessed with weight. the alpha female travels back and forth from long island to care for the elders. The junior female attends russell sage college and rarely attends class...especially chemistry.
that plante girl is crazy. she wore a grill in the dance ensemble show.
by emilysaurus rex April 13, 2007
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that green shit yo momma be waterin
go water that plant yah negrah!
by bbc August 26, 2003
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Used in the entertainment business, when someone accomplish something with a "help" or a "connection" with someone from the inside.
"The reason he won that contest, was because he was a plant."
by Gillima April 16, 2008
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to be high on trees (weed!)
"Let's get planted tomorrow before school!"

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"Shit nigga I'm so fuckin planted right now, those were some good trees."
by jewstein September 1, 2007
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A person put in place(hence 'Plant') to divert things. Plants are used to divert movements, plans, plots, or whatever an opposing force wants to stop. Using a plant is a clever way of destroying an opposing movment without seeming suspicious or have to get you hands dirty. Sometimes plants are sent my one group to an enemy group to act as if he/she is part of the enemy group and try to gain influence just to mess the group up, or make them look bad. If democrats wanted to make republicans bad, they could use a plant that fakes like a republican and tries to make republicans look bad, and in turn make the democrats look better, even though the plant is playing a part prompted by the democrats. Or say if you playing a competitive game, and the opposite team sends in a plant to your team, acting as a friend, but he/she is really there to mess your team up and divert it so that the other team(who placed the plant) wins.
Figures that Jason was a plant, it seemed as if his whole point was to disband our protest from the beginning.
by RolphSemensDickOvensUWIDI February 29, 2012
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A movie critic; one who is paid off from a major movie studio to give a fake positive fluff review. Sometimes the said "critic" doesn't even exist at all, and is just a fake name with a fake quote. Studios use this tactic as damage control for a potential flop.
"The 3% of critics who gave positive reviews for Battlefield Earth on Rotten Tomatoes definitely had to be plants from Warner Bros. studios. No one could ever voluntarily praise that movie without being bribed. "
by Dr Claw April 25, 2008
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