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Plankability 

the ability and skill in which one uses to plank larger or more challenging obstacles for the humor or entertainment of the internet or for people watching
person 1-"I saw bob the other day plank a ledge 50 feet up overlooking the downtown area"
person 2-"Yeah that guy has some real plankability"
Plankability by F.M.P July 9, 2011
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Packability Tutelage 

You know if you have Pack-ability Tutelage, when you are doing well, act well, or do something extraordinary.

"dude, that guy has so much packability tutelage! So much PT with life!"
"dude, that guy has so much packability tutelage! So much PT with life!"
Packability Tutelage by Tubularz December 23, 2008

Punkability 

The ability to manipulate, control, and influence a individual (or a bitch ass nigga) into doing anything one wishes.This happens almost instantly when the individual (or the bitch ass nigga) realizes they are not up for the fight.

SYN; Punkable, Punkee, Bitch Ass Nigga
He or She Punkability is strong when one wants something from a bitch ass nigga.
Punkability by punkability February 22, 2019

Plapability

The term used to describe how much you may wish to give someone the plap.
¨My plapability at an all time low, man¨
¨Get some squats in. It´ll help¨
Plapability by Hugo Ardanach September 15, 2020

Plapability

A scale for how loud/hard your plaps would be while fucking someone. Essentially the higher the plapability the harder the fucking
"Dude have you seen that twink? He's like a 9/10 plapability"
Plapability by Industrialfemboy December 9, 2024
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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