plang is a melancholy term that is always written in lowercase and usually involves elipses. Its origin stems from a commenter on TheStreet.com who tends to hold a negative view of the world, but rarely expresses it in an enthusiastic manner. It can be used as a noun, interjection, verb, adjective, or adverb, depending on the context and added letters. (Also acceptable: plangy, planged, planging, planger)
"There's a nuclear bomb headed directly toward my house. plang."
"Don't invite Sam to the party. He's such a planger."
"the average joe should not be able to get a loan..
By plang
on 5/14/10 7:27 AM"
"without fannie there would be no real estate market.with the US 16 months into a growing depression fannie is the sole lender...
By plang
on 5/10/10 5:51 PM"
"Don't invite Sam to the party. He's such a planger."
"the average joe should not be able to get a loan..
By plang
on 5/14/10 7:27 AM"
"without fannie there would be no real estate market.with the US 16 months into a growing depression fannie is the sole lender...
By plang
on 5/10/10 5:51 PM"
by LTL June 10, 2010
A plange for computers.
Unlike a regular plange, computer planges use electricity.
They make your computer easier to use.
Unlike a regular plange, computer planges use electricity.
They make your computer easier to use.
by damn69 June 20, 2021
One of the harshest insults known to man. Is used to describe a chronic masturbator. It is thought that Plang-tok's are usually virgins and wank over the weirdest things imaginable such as 'two girls one cup'
Guy 1) Look at that guy! He's obviously a chronic masturbator.
Guy 2) Fuck yes! Look at how he's walking!
Guy 1) What is that dripping from his pants?!
Guy 2) Dude thats blood! He totally Power Wanks to 'Two girls one cup!'
Guy 3) Hey guys what are you talking about?
Guy 1&2) Fuck off you plang-tok mother fucker!
Guy 2) Fuck yes! Look at how he's walking!
Guy 1) What is that dripping from his pants?!
Guy 2) Dude thats blood! He totally Power Wanks to 'Two girls one cup!'
Guy 3) Hey guys what are you talking about?
Guy 1&2) Fuck off you plang-tok mother fucker!
by MasturbationTechnician AKA 52% April 28, 2010
Also known as Plan Gardevoir. It is the famous plan of getting the Pokémon Gardevoir to be your wife. This plan has proven to be able to give you multiple Gardevoirs of your choosing.
by Abigialpancakes July 30, 2023