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15.
This is a University in western PA that consistently has a very good basketball program. They had a solid football program in the 1970's, but before that and since then have been fair at best. Pitt fans like to consider Penn State a rival, but in actuality, Pitt belongs in the same class as Temple and Slippery Rock. It does Penn State no good to have Pitt on their schedule. PSU's schedule is already criticized for being weak. This is justified due to the recent struggles of Big 10 teams in bowl games. Adding Pitt or any other inferior team would only add to the criticism though.
PSU is 7-1 vs. Pitt in the last 8 meetings. PSU is ranked in the top 10 nationally (7th). Pitt is ranked in the top 10 within the western third of Pennsylvania (5th).
by pittfansall2ofthem September 08, 2009
 
16.
A fag who posts at Maggied.
Pitts has no friends.
by Pendulum November 16, 2003
 
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when the girl cries so hard that her arm pits start to turn red and blood starts to run from her nose then you grab her and stick her blood nose under your arm pits then bash her nose to stop the bleeding.
Oh fuck yeah its ur turn to get the fucking Pitt
by Mr. sex September 30, 2004
 
18.
the hottest chubby pimp possibly in the whole world
no one can touch pitt in sexiness
by pitt May 27, 2004
 
19.
Pitt is a University that sucks the most cock of any university in existence ever. Dave Wandstedd is their football coach, mainly just to even further show how fucking stupid this "university" is. They started ranked 15th in the nation and those cock lickers have proceeded to lose 2 of their first 3 games already..dick heads. I know for a fact my 5 year old retarded cousin has a higher IQ than 95% of the students there, and Dave Wandstedd. Penn Sate fucks them in the ass in just about every category that there is. WVU then shits on Penn State and Pitt in just about every way imaginable. Most of those ass clown couldn't even spell Pittsburgh. Don't even get me started on their basketball team, which sucks more dick than 10 gay pornstars in a gay bar. I would rather chop off my own dick than attend that school. Eat shit Pitt.
I got an 11 on my ACT. Penn State sent me back a letter verifying that I was legally mentally challenged. Pitt gave me a Presidential Scholorship.

Many thought Pitt's football team would be good this year, then they looked on the sidelines and saw who their coach was and realized, like always, they are fucked.
by Eatshitpitt October 02, 2010
 
20.
Where you go if you can't get into Penn State.
Student 1: I got accepted to Penn State! How about you?
Student 2: I got rejected.
Student 1: There's always Pitt.
by kmac434 January 02, 2009
 
21.
A college in Pittsburgh, PA that thinks it's God's gift to higher education, when in reality it is an average-mediocre college. Likes to think it has good sports teams, particularly in basketball and football, but they will never be half as good as the WVU Mountaineers.
Did you see Pitt get crushed by WVU last Thanksgiving?
by WVU_rules July 28, 2006