Pit burger

A cheap Hamburger stand with locations in Allentown, PA. The burgers are like 8 for $1 and unacceptable for human consumption and most likely made of homeless people and opossum meat. The french fries are as thin and greasy, kind of like the employee's hair. Better usage for the food includes using to level furniture, throwing at fat people (they sometimes pick it up and eat it) and using as mail (people love to find this shit in their mailboxes, i think).

I bought 48 hamburgers for $6 at Pit Burger last night and put them in Big Mar's mailbox...this morning all that
was left was the wrapper. She now has food poisoning.

Pit burger by the permar pecker February 23, 2005

Parm-pit Burger 

A burger that comes with parmesan

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Parm-pit Burger, you should try it!"

Parm-pit Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

patburger 

n. The tastiest burger ever created. Inspired by adding the words Pat (the best guitarist of all time) and Berg (Best middle name of all time.)

I had a patburger for lunch today, it was delicious!

patburger by Pat Conley May 2, 2007