1. A congregation of two or more tools, toolboxes, or toolsheds in the same place at the same time. Commonly frequent bars, night clubs, pool halls, movie theatres, shopping malls, and Blink 182 concerts.
a. I'd go get us a couple beers but that fucking pit crew is standing in front of the bar.
b. The collective IQ of a five-man pit crew usually ranges between 80 and 100.
A pit crew of course works fast on a car to get it back on the road.
A pit crew can also be a woman who is easy to bed. She is a pit crew because, her mouth, vagina, and asshole are all "pits". And she works fast to get you back on the road. She might be a prostitute or just a nice free place to dump your load.
I was just looking for a "pit crew" to get a knob job.
My "pit crew" blew my ever loving mind in about 2 minutes this morning.