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A person that is an alcoholic as well as a drug addict of which you never know if he/she is high or not.
person 1: Hi
person 2 in some weird voice: you have drugs?
person 1: Are you a Pistorius?
person 2: What's a Pistorius?
person 1: You are.
person 2: What am I?
by a person that likes pizza April 02, 2013
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