Pistorius 

Someone that got away with murder after judge trial.

"Dude, the judge totally didn't have enough evidence to prove I killed that guy."

"No way dude, you totally just pulled a Pistorius."

Pistorius by Mexican Eddie September 11, 2014

Pistorius 

A person that is an alcoholic as well as a drug addict of which you never know if he/she is high or not.

person 1: Hi
person 2 in some weird voice: you have drugs?
person 1: Are you a Pistorius?
person 2: What's a Pistorius?
person 1: You are.
person 2: What am I?

Pistorius by a person that likes pizza April 2, 2013

The pistorius

Grabbing a stranger off the street forcefully leading them to an alley and forcefully putting your amputed leg up their anus but yelling surprise before hand so it isn't classified rape and leaving them to bleed out from their anal wounds.

Did you see that person left in the alley,they must have received the Pistorius

The pistorius by Mitch Jack Matese September 17, 2015

Oscar Pistorius 

A guy who violently knocks with the help with a gun

Person 1: "Did you do a Oscar Pistorius yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yes, to my wife"

Oscar Pistorius by AmongUsSussyJ_Son_ May 18, 2022

Abigail Pistorius 

A stuck up bitch who thinks she's better than everyone else. Makes fun of fat people because they aren't a twig like she is. She makes me ashamed for being her best friend at one point.

Whos the biggest cunt you know? OH! Abigail Pistorius!

Abigail Pistorius by curseofcurveskms September 7, 2012

Pistoriachor

The smell or fragrance of baking.

I love the smell of pistoriachor in the morning!

Pistoriachor by CJ1326 October 27, 2021

Jaco Pastorius 

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.

Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.

Jaco Pastorius by alex June 24, 2003