A guy wakes up with a piss boner when he doesn't totally unload before he goes to bed. This can be especially embarrassing when living with another man or when explaining the concept to a female when under the hysteria of the midnight mindfuck.
I laid in bed for at least an hour this morning and the piss boner I had never went down. I basically had to masturbate to get it to a size reasonable enough to get out of bed with.
by gergerry_da_phzzt September 8, 2007
A piss-boner is the hard-on a guy gets, usually in the morning, maybe related to morning wood, that a guy gets when his full bladder is pressing on his prostate gland.
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
When having to take a drug test and the urine going into the cup comes from a boner; usually in the morning
by djscat March 13, 2013
by therealslimmyshade April 9, 2021