last night while my wife was watching TV i wanted some, so i gave her the pirate's parrot and asked for head
by moneyshott69 July 9, 2010
blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face
man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.
man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....
man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....
by INSANE1323 July 7, 2009
When a male places his genitals on an unsuspecting and friends shoulder like a parrot on a pirates shoulder.
by MrCheese456 September 25, 2023