Pipe Fuck

When you stick your dick into a pipe filled with water but gets stuck that way. Very painful and harmful to your sperm count although feels wonderful, especially when the swishing of water occurs.

Tony: Hey Rob what's in your pants?

Rob: Screw you man, I had a nice pipe fuck yesterday!

by Ball Droppers July 25, 2011

Pipe the fuck down

1. Shut Up. Generally used whenever someone is being especially loud or annoying
2. I'm going to set fire to your house tonight. Generally used whenever a person does a rude action that would not make logical sense under the first definition. Popularized by Jenna Marbles, most of these threats soon prove to be legitimate.

1. Person A: blahblahblahblahblah
Person B: PIPE THE FUCK DOWN

2. Person A: -cuts Person B on an escalator-
Person B: -whispers into ear- Pipe.. the fuck..... down
Person A died at 6:48 pm in a brutal fire.

by Mr. Handlebars January 10, 2013

pipe the fuck down

"pipe the fuck down"

use it when anyone is being outrageous. or just doing something you find unreasonable.

Teacher: "tonight's homework is-"

Jenna: "PIPE the fuck down."

or used to dismiss unfavorable action:

*guy presses elevator button again even though you have clearly pressed it*

"PIPE the FUCK down, sir"

by ListerineMachine January 23, 2013

fuck pipe

The most filthy word possible for female genitalia (ie cunt)

Jessifer: "Ive got a stupid name"
Mike: "Yeah, you fat fuck pipe!"

by Jessifer and mike January 7, 2006

iron pipe of fuck-nasty

another word for dick; more powerful than the average

1)Wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuck-nasty?

by Al March 13, 2005

Throbbing Fuck Pipe

A thick veiny cock that one uses to probe a hole for intercourse.

Did you fuck her in the ass with your throbbing fuck pipe?!

by Luka Broad December 22, 2013