Pipe Fuck 

When you stick your dick into a pipe filled with water but gets stuck that way. Very painful and harmful to your sperm count although feels wonderful, especially when the swishing of water occurs.

Tony: Hey Rob what's in your pants?

Rob: Screw you man, I had a nice pipe fuck yesterday!

Pipe Fuck by Ball Droppers July 25, 2011

Pipe the fuck down 

1. Shut Up. Generally used whenever someone is being especially loud or annoying
2. I'm going to set fire to your house tonight. Generally used whenever a person does a rude action that would not make logical sense under the first definition. Popularized by Jenna Marbles, most of these threats soon prove to be legitimate.

1. Person A: blahblahblahblahblah
Person B: PIPE THE FUCK DOWN

2. Person A: -cuts Person B on an escalator-
Person B: -whispers into ear- Pipe.. the fuck..... down
Person A died at 6:48 pm in a brutal fire.

Pipe the fuck down by Mr. Handlebars January 10, 2013

pipe the fuck down 

"pipe the fuck down"

use it when anyone is being outrageous. or just doing something you find unreasonable.

Teacher: "tonight's homework is-"

Jenna: "PIPE the fuck down."

or used to dismiss unfavorable action:

*guy presses elevator button again even though you have clearly pressed it*

"PIPE the FUCK down, sir"

pipe the fuck down by ListerineMachine January 23, 2013

Throbbing Fuck Pipe 

A thick veiny cock that one uses to probe a hole for intercourse.

Did you fuck her in the ass with your throbbing fuck pipe?!

Throbbing Fuck Pipe by Luka Broad December 22, 2013

fuck pipe 

The most filthy word possible for female genitalia (ie cunt)

Jessifer: "Ive got a stupid name"
Mike: "Yeah, you fat fuck pipe!"

fuck pipe by Jessifer and mike January 7, 2006

iron pipe of fuck-nasty 

another word for dick; more powerful than the average

1)Wanna take a ride on the iron pipe of fuck-nasty?

iron pipe of fuck-nasty by Al March 13, 2005

octopus fucking a bag pipe 

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

octopus fucking a bag pipe by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020