Pinguino

A penguin but taller, stronger and has more girls. He's also rich and steals your pocket money every day on your way to Artic College™. He works for the best companies that give him first-class flights to wherever he needs to be just by asking.

His name is usually Brendon or Darryl, Charles or Freck. He has a Scottish accent but says the notorious "g'day mate" from Australia for some reason. He's really buff and has multiple world records of fastest runner, strongest penguin and the face of Antartica. His mom gives him the privilege to scream in his mic without a problem when playing Fortnite and stream-sniping Ninja. So basically, the penguin everyone wants to be.

Happy Feet penguin- oh no here comes Brendon!
Brendon- wheres the money jerk nut?
Happy Feet penguin- in my ass mother******!
Brendon- oh yeah? *puts his hand in his ass*
Brendon- haha I found it. later nerd!
Happy Feet penguin- what a jerk pinguino.

by The Neighbour's Kid May 24, 2020

Dio Pinguino

A second level Italian imprecation created to call God as the bird that can't fly, the Penguin. Mostly used by the most creative ones.

"Guarda che sorca quella!" - "Dio Pinguino!"
"Look how hot that girl is!" - "Dio Pinguino!"

"Fanculo sta merda, Dio Pinguino!"
"Fuck this shit, Dio Pinguino!"

"Varda te che roba, sei inutile come il Dio Pinguino"
"Look at that, you're useless like Dio Pinguino"

by Sbinzlo November 23, 2017