There are two Pingry Schools: one in Short Hills, NJ, the other in Martinsville, NJ.

While Pingry may seem a harmless & friendly learning environment, it's actually evil. You fit in or you don't. The workload is like child labor. Money is poured into useless stuff, like a Middle School. Keep the midgets in the basement, for chrissake.

But Pingry has its upsides. There are shiny, odd-shaped things on the ceilings. If you avoid the meat and fish, the food is quite good. You may even find somebody who hasn't been zombified by pop culture! Fancy that.
Outside of Pingry, visitors may gawk at the horrible wastes of money that we proudly present. A huge-ass clock tower that's green, not blue; a very ugly courtyardish thing; neglected playing fields surrounded by nice sidewalks, and snotty white kids who are a waste of space and probably paid their way in.
by ska-o-riffic! April 09, 2005
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the only school where its cool to be a nerd
yes, i am a dork, and yes, i do get all A+'s but its okay because i go to pingry
by pingry February 27, 2005
Pingry is a private high school located in Basking Ridge, NJ. The school is known to be inferior at almost every sport except soccer, and one of the most academically challenging schools in NJ. The social scene is a bit fucked up, because there are literally only two groups that are polar opposites, the rich white kids who have parties every friday night (who only hang out with you if you have money, are good at sports, or hook up with girls), and the completely nerdy kids who get straight As and play gamecube on their PC during free time. If you don't fit into one of those groups, well, you're fucked.
Person: Oh you go to Pingry?

Pingry student: Yeah

Person: Wait, how have you not killed yourself yet
by AyeRB67 April 21, 2016
A place where they give free bag pipe lessons.
Hey lad, I'm goin to Pingry now, they give me free bag pipe lessons.
by Devon February 16, 2005
The feeling of having to urintate.

Used the same way as "hungry"
I just drank a gallon of water and now I'm so pingry!
by danwpratt October 01, 2008
Not as bad as some people like skaorific would say. Sure the vaaaaaaaast majority of teh people are preppy but everyone has tere clique. I mean i am a hardcore metal man but I still get teh eff around. there are indeed tons of preps around, and our mascot sux, but i mean at least were not teh delbendover gay wave. respect.
i do football, wrestling, and track. not everyone at pingry is a soccer/basketball/lacrosse type.
by teh m4573r 0f pupp37Z April 18, 2005
Pingry is an awsum school OK!?!?!
Yes we are preps! Yes we are rich! Yes half of us r nerds! And yes were all Losers!
But guess what?!?!?!
When we grow up.....Were not gonna be the LOSERS anymore! You are!

NOW: Sluts, Nerds, Outcasts, Preps,

by PINGRY RULES! October 20, 2010
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