by Daphatalbert June 29, 2005
by Steven-O April 14, 2010
An instrument to smoke weed which is crafted from the finest of pineapples. Achieving that sweet and sour smoke your mumma loves. This, in turn also makes you shit your pants like a mutha.
Person 1 - Hey man have you taken a hit from that fucking piney yet?
Person 2 - yeah man I had it just then, I shat my pants and then had a dream about you on a pedestal waving your fist at a large audience. Talking abou the "dangers of marijuana"
Person 2 - yeah man I had it just then, I shat my pants and then had a dream about you on a pedestal waving your fist at a large audience. Talking abou the "dangers of marijuana"
by beefcakebong23432 May 22, 2008
The battle cry of Southern Jersey hicks ("Pineys"). Often seen on bumper stickers (especially, those on the bumpers of broken down 1982 Ford trucks), hats, or written on whatever else slack-jacked yokels own.
After Ned shot a pigeon with a pellet gun, he hollered "Piney Power!" and failed out of high school.
by Mike from N Jersey May 19, 2006
The vital element of a mans sexual arousement. A nauturally produced pulp created to transport its commuters from Piney to Jiney ultimately used for procreation and to provide a natural release for the possesor of the organ, or in some cases, when a Jiney is not available, a sock/apple pie/anus can replace. Needless to say this particular porridge can be found around the general vicinity of the Piney, aka A Mans Reproductive Organ, aka Penis, aka pork sword, aka johnson, aka dinkle.
Warning: The combination of Jiney Juice and Piney Porridge can often lead to screaming whinging brats.
FOOTNOTE: 14 year old chav girls are often more susceptible to the receiving of Piney Porridge, however caution should be taken if you do not want to pay maintenance for the brat/child/thing for 18 years.
Warning: The combination of Jiney Juice and Piney Porridge can often lead to screaming whinging brats.
FOOTNOTE: 14 year old chav girls are often more susceptible to the receiving of Piney Porridge, however caution should be taken if you do not want to pay maintenance for the brat/child/thing for 18 years.
I shot my Piney Porridge all over her tits.
Goldilocks: This Piney Porridge is too salty!
The strange substance on Ben Stillers ear in There's Something About Mary.
Woman: I'm not swallowing that!
Man: But Piney Porridge is good for you, it keeps you warm and full right through till lunch!
Goldilocks: This Piney Porridge is too salty!
The strange substance on Ben Stillers ear in There's Something About Mary.
Woman: I'm not swallowing that!
Man: But Piney Porridge is good for you, it keeps you warm and full right through till lunch!
by PennyPicker April 22, 2008
by Pineyforkian April 14, 2009