John McClane: You don't like Creedence?
Matt Farrell: This is like having a pinecone shoved in my ass.
"What's that new pinecone by Avril Lavigne called?"
"'Gimme More' is such a huge pinecone!"
chris: "thats disturbing.."
"Dude, do you smell some pinecones or is it just me?"
"Yeah man i smell it, there must be a pine tree around here somewhere."
"Johnny, are you okay?!"
"I HAVE PINECONES COMING OUT OF MY RECTUM, LEAVE ME ALONE!!"
"You're such a pinecone."
(compliment or insult. depends on tone of voice)