A East Coast based religion designed to grab scientology by the appendix, drag it to an alley, beat to death, eat its face and then wear it in public. Yes, its a real religion.
Pineappleism Part Q
In the beginning, there were 9 magic alien pineapples and they made the earth, a co-founded by seven loch ness monsters, of every color of the rainbow- purple, light purple, dark purple, purple purple, midnight purple, not purple purple, and violet. Rabbits are the root of all evil, Whoopie Goldberg has eyebrows, and Spider Man Three is the answer to that question you didn't know on your test.
In the beginning, there were 9 magic alien pineapples and they made the earth, a co-founded by seven loch ness monsters, of every color of the rainbow- purple, light purple, dark purple, purple purple, midnight purple, not purple purple, and violet. Rabbits are the root of all evil, Whoopie Goldberg has eyebrows, and Spider Man Three is the answer to that question you didn't know on your test.
by FunkyVandor June 1, 2010
Pineappleist:
a person who is atheist but belives we should worship the "o'holy Pineapple" because it makes as much sence as going to church.
not actual religion.
basically a someone who is silly about relgion.
a person who is atheist but belives we should worship the "o'holy Pineapple" because it makes as much sence as going to church.
not actual religion.
basically a someone who is silly about relgion.
Person 1: whats you religion?
Person 2: Pineappleism.
Person 1: ah I see you are one with the pineapple!
Person 2:(not really a religion though).
Person 2: Pineappleism.
Person 1: ah I see you are one with the pineapple!
Person 2:(not really a religion though).
by we-will-eat-you May 14, 2009
by Turbosgurl January 11, 2009
A religion practiced by every Jerry in the world. It is the one true religion as pineapples created everything. HAIL THE PINEAPPLE.
A- "Did you here about Jerry Seinfeld and Jerry Springer?"
B- "No, what?"
A- "Turns out they're both part of Pineappleism"
B- "HOLY SHIT! NO WAY!"
B- "No, what?"
A- "Turns out they're both part of Pineappleism"
B- "HOLY SHIT! NO WAY!"
by benedictcuminhervaj April 13, 2015
by Nitrotopia April 4, 2017
by CoupsFTW November 10, 2011
Are ya ready kids?
aye, aye captain!
I can’t Heeeaaar Yooouuu!
AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Absobant and yellow and pourous is he?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
So drop on the deck snd flop like a fish!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Ready?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
SPONGEBOOB SQUAREPAAANTS!
HA,HA,HA,HA
aye, aye captain!
I can’t Heeeaaar Yooouuu!
AYE, AYE CAPTAIN!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Who lives in a pinneapple under the sea?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Absobant and yellow and pourous is he?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Who's nautical nonsense be something you wish?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
So drop on the deck snd flop like a fish!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Ready?
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
Spongebob! Squarepants!
SPONGEBOOB SQUAREPAAANTS!
HA,HA,HA,HA
by RyanFranzen February 18, 2019