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29. Pineapple
An expression that comedian Kevin Hart used in his stand up "Laugh At My Pain", he says the word whenever he feels uncomfortable, or doesn't want or like something.
Guy : So your place or mines?
Lady: Pineapple
Guy: ... *confused expression*
Lady: You go to yours and I'll head to mine.. *Walks away*

SWERVE
30. Pineapple
Two words: hot sex
Person A: Wanna have some pineapple?
Person B: Sure!
31. pineapple
A person who tags along with a couple.
-That couple is so friendly!
-I know, I always pineapple with them.
-Wow, you're such a pineapple...
32. pineapple
a term used to define the size of an overly sized head
wow thats one big pineapple
33. pineapple
someone who claims to be "hard as fuck" but is just a huge softie on the inside. (hard on the outside, mushy on the inside)
i used to be hard as fuck, but this girl turned me into a huge pineapple
34. Pineapple
(adj.) The proper time to use this word would be in an awkward situation

Most often used in online chatting and talking in a group of close friends

If you get caught in an uncomfortable situation using Pineapple saves everything
user#1: Hey, you want to hook-up again?
user#2: WHAT!
user#1: wrong chat!
user#2: Pineapple....
35. pineapple
A Pineapple is truly the most amazing, spectacular thing of the human race. It is a thing of beauty, something that should be worshipped and loved by all that know it. The Pineapple is truly superior to such average fruits as the apple, pear and lemon. The only fruit that comes close to a pineapple is the Nectarine but still the Pineapple is in a different league to all these.

The Pineapple is said to have solved both World War 2 and Amy Winehouse's drug problems, both potentially fatal events. It is a great companion of Ghandi and has also been called king upon men - great words spoken by Stephen Hawking as the Pineapple is about the only thing that keeps him sane.

The last fact of the Pineapple is that I have some in my fruit bowl. Also buy them from Tescos or Morrisons as the rest taste like a very dirty bottom.
Woah, there's a Pineapple over there and Oh My GOD he's looking at us!
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