Guy: ... *confused expression*
Lady: You go to yours and I'll head to mine.. *Walks away*
The Pineapple is said to have solved both World War 2 and Amy Winehouse's drug problems, both potentially fatal events. It is a great companion of Ghandi and has also been called king upon men - great words spoken by Stephen Hawking as the Pineapple is about the only thing that keeps him sane.
The last fact of the Pineapple is that I have some in my fruit bowl. Also buy them from Tescos or Morrisons as the rest taste like a very dirty bottom.
(martin)dude "slice it" chick got ass for days
(chaka) what her friend, pineapple?
(martin) eww "squash it", she has no body what so ever