To Pimprovise is to ball, stunt, or pick up chicks without using lines like "That's just how I do." or "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" or any other cliched method.
"Hey man, everytime I use one of my pick up lines, the girl throws a drink in my face, how do you do it?"
Making an improvement, especially to the home, car or workspace, with the sole intention of attracting the opposite sex or improving one's chances of getting laid.
Marcos got laid twice after hanging the velvet centaur painting of himself in his bedroom. It was an obvious pimprovement.
A verbal and sometimes physical argument between two or more pimps and hoes.
Pimp1 called Pimp2's hoe a dirty female dog. Pimp2 retaliates with verbal and physical motions towards Pimp1. Thus starting the first pimptroversy of the evening.
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.