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Pimprovise 

verb - Pulling out unpracticed game during the final minutes before a bar or club closes, in a desperate attempt to avoid leaving alone.
Damon: "Man that girl I was with last night was fine!"

Bryan: "What, I saw you like 10 minutes before they closed, and you were by yourself. How did you pull that one off?"

Damon: "I had to Pimprovise, but I made it happen"
Pimprovise by Bryan Knapp May 25, 2011
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Pimprovise 

To Pimprovise is to ball, stunt, or pick up chicks without using lines like "That's just how I do." or "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" or any other cliched method.
"Hey man, everytime I use one of my pick up lines, the girl throws a drink in my face, how do you do it?"

"Lines are for punks. I pimprovise."
Pimprovise by J-Keezy December 14, 2008

pimprovement 

Making an improvement, especially to the home, car or workspace, with the sole intention of attracting the opposite sex or improving one's chances of getting laid.
Marcos got laid twice after hanging the velvet centaur painting of himself in his bedroom. It was an obvious pimprovement.
pimprovement by mojo_tw_33 May 18, 2017

pimptroversy 

A verbal and sometimes physical argument between two or more pimps and hoes.
Pimp1 called Pimp2's hoe a dirty female dog. Pimp2 retaliates with verbal and physical motions towards Pimp1. Thus starting the first pimptroversy of the evening.
pimptroversy by Joe Motion July 3, 2008
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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