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Tax Pimpticioner 

A tax accountant with legendary swag.
"There was an accountant of legend who once worked at this firm; they said as he prepared tax returns, the heavens opened and angels played their harps to the beats of his prancing fingers on a ten key."

"He was a real Tax Pimpticioner"
Tax Pimpticioner by Awhitin23 November 20, 2013

pimpstick 

fancy and/or shiny object used to beat you bitch ass ho
Your ho needs a beat'n with my pimpstick!
pimpstick by 1an September 20, 2006

pimpticious 

Just another meaning to the sentence, "That's pimp." Except we decided to make it into one word =]
Guy One: "DOOOD! Look at my new phone!"
Guy Two: "OH MY JESUS! that's pimpticious!"
pimpticious by maya ZOiNKSx October 24, 2008

Pispotical 

A stupid or foolish situation, idea or opinion. A ridiculous turn of events.
Food hoarding and panic buying during the coronavirus outbreak is pispotical!
Pispotical by Bowcott March 24, 2020

pimpolicious

1. One who is a pimp
2. Something that is cool or awesome
3. Reffered to when making a nice bunker in paintball
That bunker was pimpolicious.
You are so pimpolicious.
pimpolicious by Jim Simpson July 16, 2004

pimpstickalicious 

A car, generally one that is riced out, that is a poor effort at customizing.
Check out that busted up honda on dubs, its pimpstickalicious.
pimpstickalicious by adamsredlines December 13, 2006
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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