Noun
The person who introduces something cool to the annoying person in their circle of friends during a moment of weakness. The annoying person then proceeds to become obsessed with it and piss everyone off when they won't shut up about it. This is a derivative from the asian long-horn beetle incident. One stupid japanese pilot had to be a dumbass and fly the asian longhorn beetle over to north america and it just spread like wildfire. The term pilot is the social equivalent of this devastating event. The pilot in question can be "smuggling" things of social importance such as bands, movies, sports, drugs, fashion statements, etc.
Verb
The action of "piloting"
The person who introduces something cool to the annoying person in their circle of friends during a moment of weakness. The annoying person then proceeds to become obsessed with it and piss everyone off when they won't shut up about it. This is a derivative from the asian long-horn beetle incident. One stupid japanese pilot had to be a dumbass and fly the asian longhorn beetle over to north america and it just spread like wildfire. The term pilot is the social equivalent of this devastating event. The pilot in question can be "smuggling" things of social importance such as bands, movies, sports, drugs, fashion statements, etc.
Verb
The action of "piloting"
Miguel - hey cale, i just found this awesome band (insert band here)
Cale - great man, can you send me their songs?
Miguel- I guess I mean you don't really listen to progressive new wave post hardcore with melodic grindcore vocals but whatever..
2 weeks later
Cale - dude we have to go to the (insert band here) concert i just ordered all their action figures and tote bags off ebay!
Miguel - kay.. so did you hear jeff is leaving the band?
Cale - what..? i thought the singer was a chick!
Miguel - dumbass.. you little asian longhorn beetle..
Cale - whaat?
Miguel - oh nothing
Ken - yo miguel you still coming to the (insert band here) concert?
Miguel - yah man i think cale wants to come now too
Ken - wtf did you pilot again? be strong.
Cale - great man, can you send me their songs?
Miguel- I guess I mean you don't really listen to progressive new wave post hardcore with melodic grindcore vocals but whatever..
2 weeks later
Cale - dude we have to go to the (insert band here) concert i just ordered all their action figures and tote bags off ebay!
Miguel - kay.. so did you hear jeff is leaving the band?
Cale - what..? i thought the singer was a chick!
Miguel - dumbass.. you little asian longhorn beetle..
Cale - whaat?
Miguel - oh nothing
Ken - yo miguel you still coming to the (insert band here) concert?
Miguel - yah man i think cale wants to come now too
Ken - wtf did you pilot again? be strong.
by David Berkowitz :) June 29, 2009
One of the members of the human race that has high intellengence, poor spelling and handwriting, pilots have good looks, and all the hot girls want them.
so HA!
so HA!
by IrishRepublicanArmy November 22, 2003
(male) cultivated pubic hair pattern where the hair is only a groomed rectangle running from the penis to the upper edge of the pubic region
by itsalesguy June 5, 2010
a preview of what a show is to become, sort of a pre-season episode that may be given to the network to see whether they like a show or not
Did you see the South Park pilot??? It was the same thing as the first episode - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe, except the animation sucked a lot more...
by nirvana4lf April 10, 2005
Bus driver of the air. Generally fresh from a Motel 6 sleepover with a 50-something widebody stewardess.
We had a great pilot on our UA flight 634 from Seattle. He crashed the plane a slight bit on landing, but at least he didn't interrupt our movie telling us about it.
by fucwad June 26, 2005
Former Major League Baseball team from Seattle. Bought by Bud Selig a few weeks before the 1970 season and moved to Milwaukee. Seattle has never forgiven him since.
by Jim Bouton #56 January 2, 2005
going pilot to co-pilot is the act of crapping in the stall next to a friend. also known as synchronized plopping. originated from the back-woods of Philmont,
Variations include going pilot to bombardier
Terms to know before going Pilot to co-pilot:
Flight Stick- when entering into an outhouse of some sort, this is the stick that the pilot must carry to rid himself of any unsuspecting "friendly" spiders that await in the toilet
Hiroshima- an awkward and yet slightly satisfying splash-back from your atomic bomb
Ace- someone that releases their "bomb" with such precision that they have no need to wipe, for it wiped itself on the way out.
Half-Ace -not quite an ace... but still refuses to wipe.
Variations include going pilot to bombardier
Terms to know before going Pilot to co-pilot:
Flight Stick- when entering into an outhouse of some sort, this is the stick that the pilot must carry to rid himself of any unsuspecting "friendly" spiders that await in the toilet
Hiroshima- an awkward and yet slightly satisfying splash-back from your atomic bomb
Ace- someone that releases their "bomb" with such precision that they have no need to wipe, for it wiped itself on the way out.
Half-Ace -not quite an ace... but still refuses to wipe.
guy :"oh man I have to crap so bad!"
friend :"so do I!"
guy : "lets go pilot to co-pilot. I'm earning my ace"
friend :"so do I!"
guy : "lets go pilot to co-pilot. I'm earning my ace"
by Blincoe October 28, 2008