The equivalent of a bus driver in the sky, who earns a much higher salary because of the apparently higher risk of their passengers not reaching their destination safely.
Just as a stewardess is an overpaid waitress, a pilot is an overpaid coach driver.
by MathPlus January 17, 2019
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This word arises from the infamous meme of a pakistani child saying he wants to be a pilot. So what is a pilot?
A pilot is a person who knows the truth, who understands the truth, whose able to handle world affairs by knowing the truth. Once he knows, he is now in the driving seat; he's a pilot.

The characteristics of a pilot is someone who never gets emotionally aroused and if he does, he quickly recognises it and is able to control himself, by knowing what the truth is. They also don't lie, they have integrity and most importantly eventhough they know the truth, they treat everyone with respect until that person is not worthy of it.

Becoming a pilot should be every man's purpose, first they must find the truth or secret and then develop the aforementined traits. The fact is it's very difficult to become a pilot without knowing the truth.
Pilot can be defined by: When I look into his eyes, I see very clearly he can see through all the bullshit, yet is able to assert himself in a manner that is respectful, virtuous and dominant. He doesn't get emotionally charged, he has a very stable core/centre. He thinks with intellect rather than emotion. The gateway to the start of a beautiful journey.
by TruthSealed September 24, 2020
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A man that has a side hoe from every hub he has been based at.

A man that does not understand the word "matrimony"

A man that dates 10 women within a 50 nautical mile radius
"You know that pilot dave? He has a hoe in every country he's visited"
by Pilotwhoisntoffended September 8, 2018
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When a partner looks back and gives you a thumbs up during doggy style or reverse cowgirl sex
Karen gave me the pilot last night because I'm so good at the sex.
by Ferst Time Caller November 6, 2015
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1. Anyone who can fly an aircraft. Pilots can be military, commercial, or fly for pleasure.

2. In general, a fairly skilled and intelligent individual who had the guts to get into an aircraft and learn how to fly it. Often possessing of a "higher" mindset. Most of us are good lookin,' too.

Joke to prove I have a sense of humor too:

How do you know if a pilot is at a cocktail party?

He'll tell you.
"The ultimate responsibility of the pilot is to fulfill the dreams of the countless millions of earthbound ancestors who could only stare skyward and wish."
by Athene Airheart March 15, 2004
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A highly Qualified person no matter what a Pilot flys. They have to be well trained and ready for anything. Any person who flys as a pilot at any level for more than a few years will face death in there hands whether it is a Engine Failure or Fire ect...
Being a Commercial pilot is one of the most respectible jobs in the world. The lives of 50-450 people in the hands of the pilots. Pilots cant make mistakes. Also one of the hardest jobs in the world to attain and complete. Landing a plane in 30 knot corsswind or landing with broken Landing Gear or engine failure. Pilots also have to trust other people they dont even know with their lives like Air Traffic Controllers and Mechanics.
" There is no such thing of a bad pilot" Why? Because all the bad pilots are dead.

In aviation you need to learn from others mistakes because you wont be alive if you just learn from your own.

Pilots are awesome.
by Steven jp October 8, 2005
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the most elite group of players in this world...
I'm a pilot i'll take you for the ride of your life, then i'll take you flying.
by danny ebi October 28, 2004
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