Noun
The person who introduces something cool to the annoying person in their circle of friends during a moment of weakness. The annoying person then proceeds to become obsessed with it and piss everyone off when they won't shut up about it. This is a derivative from the asian long-horn beetle incident. One stupid japanese pilot had to be a dumbass and fly the asian longhorn beetle over to north america and it just spread like wildfire. The term pilot is the social equivalent of this devastating event. The pilot in question can be "smuggling" things of social importance such as bands, movies, sports, drugs, fashion statements, etc.
Verb
The action of "piloting"
The person who introduces something cool to the annoying person in their circle of friends during a moment of weakness. The annoying person then proceeds to become obsessed with it and piss everyone off when they won't shut up about it. This is a derivative from the asian long-horn beetle incident. One stupid japanese pilot had to be a dumbass and fly the asian longhorn beetle over to north america and it just spread like wildfire. The term pilot is the social equivalent of this devastating event. The pilot in question can be "smuggling" things of social importance such as bands, movies, sports, drugs, fashion statements, etc.
Verb
The action of "piloting"
Miguel - hey cale, i just found this awesome band (insert band here)
Cale - great man, can you send me their songs?
Miguel- I guess I mean you don't really listen to progressive new wave post hardcore with melodic grindcore vocals but whatever..
2 weeks later
Cale - dude we have to go to the (insert band here) concert i just ordered all their action figures and tote bags off ebay!
Miguel - kay.. so did you hear jeff is leaving the band?
Cale - what..? i thought the singer was a chick!
Miguel - dumbass.. you little asian longhorn beetle..
Cale - whaat?
Miguel - oh nothing
Ken - yo miguel you still coming to the (insert band here) concert?
Miguel - yah man i think cale wants to come now too
Ken - wtf did you pilot again? be strong.
Cale - great man, can you send me their songs?
Miguel- I guess I mean you don't really listen to progressive new wave post hardcore with melodic grindcore vocals but whatever..
2 weeks later
Cale - dude we have to go to the (insert band here) concert i just ordered all their action figures and tote bags off ebay!
Miguel - kay.. so did you hear jeff is leaving the band?
Cale - what..? i thought the singer was a chick!
Miguel - dumbass.. you little asian longhorn beetle..
Cale - whaat?
Miguel - oh nothing
Ken - yo miguel you still coming to the (insert band here) concert?
Miguel - yah man i think cale wants to come now too
Ken - wtf did you pilot again? be strong.
by David Berkowitz :) June 29, 2009
One of the members of the human race that has high intellengence, poor spelling and handwriting, pilots have good looks, and all the hot girls want them.
so HA!
so HA!
by IrishRepublicanArmy November 22, 2003
(male) cultivated pubic hair pattern where the hair is only a groomed rectangle running from the penis to the upper edge of the pubic region
by itsalesguy June 5, 2010
(n.)/(v.)/(adj.)
The act of being a pilot, piloteering, being a general pilot.
Pretty much just an extremely awesome person, usually one or two in a group, they can fly solo, or fly with another pilot. Pilots are NEVER wingmen, Wingmen are usually Co-Pilots.
The act of being a pilot, piloteering, being a general pilot.
Pretty much just an extremely awesome person, usually one or two in a group, they can fly solo, or fly with another pilot. Pilots are NEVER wingmen, Wingmen are usually Co-Pilots.
Jane: Denise, Did you see that guy!,
Denise: I KNOW HES SUCH A PILOT
Hey, do you remeber those guys Costa and Steve, Such Pilots.
HEY WHEN YOU GUYS ARE DONE "PILOTEERING" WHY DONT YOU COME OVER HERE AND INDUCT ME INTO THE MILE HIGH CLUB!
Denise: I KNOW HES SUCH A PILOT
Hey, do you remeber those guys Costa and Steve, Such Pilots.
HEY WHEN YOU GUYS ARE DONE "PILOTEERING" WHY DONT YOU COME OVER HERE AND INDUCT ME INTO THE MILE HIGH CLUB!
by Stevethegreek February 3, 2011
1: The Operator of an Airborne Vehicle such as an Aircraft, Helicopter, Gyrocopter or Glider.
2: Someone under instruction of a Pilot with the intent to learn to operate an airborne Vehicle
3: The First episode of a TV series
2: Someone under instruction of a Pilot with the intent to learn to operate an airborne Vehicle
3: The First episode of a TV series
1: We are waiting for the Pilot to finish the Takeoff checks before we take off
2: I want to be a Pilot
3: Did you catch the Pilot episode of Stargate Atlantis?
2: I want to be a Pilot
3: Did you catch the Pilot episode of Stargate Atlantis?
by TrentH April 29, 2005
a preview of what a show is to become, sort of a pre-season episode that may be given to the network to see whether they like a show or not
Did you see the South Park pilot??? It was the same thing as the first episode - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe, except the animation sucked a lot more...
by nirvana4lf April 10, 2005
The perfect boyfriend a girl could want. He is dreamy, cute, and really funny. He comforts you when you are feeling down and he makes sure your okay.
by _Bellpepper_ January 29, 2017